I’ve gotten over it, over and over again.

xxAlistaire

xxAlistaire

The only thing I want, more than anything in the world, is a dog. But I know that I wouldn’t be a good pet owner right now and I already have enough animals, my cat. Today my sister sent me a picture of her third large dog, in addition to the seven people living in her house. She likes to call me immature and irresponsible.

xxAlistaire

I am desperately starved for affection.

xxAlistaire

My only regret is not pushing harder to go see Serenada Schizophrana in New York in 10th grade. I really, really regret that. Fuck.

xxAlistaire

“Too many dildos” is definitely a first-world kind of problem.

xxAlistaire

Today I realized that I’m finally all on my own and an adult. So I went to the grocery store and bought spiderman bandaids. xx Alistaire

My sister and I used to put headbands over our eyes and pretend we were Geordi

xxAlistaire

Kim is in my head. 

xxAlistaire

When I was little I was obsessed with the song Total Eclipse of the Heart, because my favorite stuffed animal (a manatee) is named Bright Eyes. I still know every word.

xx Alistaire